Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 104: Reunited.

''Whoa... The trees are so high...'' Anna mutters, looking out the window of the car.

''Hm.'' Tina nods. ''The air is fresh too.''

''I told you, right~...?'' I interject, sinking into the car seat. ''Feels so good...''

''Mhmm...'' Emy, who has me in her embrace, moans lightly and rests her chin on my shoulder. 

'''' Hah... '''' 

This is it. This is home. 

It's been a really long time since I've breathed the air here... Actually, excluding Liana, who's still sleeping for some reason, we elves, including our driver Justia, are practically melting right now.

''How long will it take until we reach the castle, Justia?''

''Half an hour, Your Holiness.''

''Sure...''

Mom, dad... I'm coming home...

''Whoa... There are so many cars...!''

So the cat and Liana finally woke up a few minutes ago.

We're now moving through the busiest part of the city, near the path to the Emerald Palace - My home. And as expected of those nerd elves, it's looking completely different here.

First of all, the number of cars here is significantly higher than in Xeno. How'd they even produce this much just in half a year...? 

And of course, cameras. 

Virtually everyone has a camera with them now, just look at those people taking selfies.

''God, everyone here is beautiful...'' Tina mutters.

Yeah, and our people are naturally beautiful, so they would undoubtedly look very good on camera.

''Hmm...'' I narrow my eyes to scan the sidewalks.

Where is it... Oh! There we go.

A booth with transparent glass walls and a green roof. Inside is an elf talking to a small device connected. 

A phone...! 

''Is that the phone that you've always talked about?'' Liana taps me on the shoulder, pointing at another booth.

''Yes! This will be huge...''

Can I do facetime too? I can, right? Tell me that I can, I believe in you, elf nerds!

Oh, I can see the castle now, here I come, home!

''Mom~!"

I fling the car door open, flying straight to mom, who's been waiting for me at the castle gate.

''I missed you!'' I hug her tightly.

She immediately wraps her arms around me, patting my back lightly.

''I missed you too, baby.''

''Mhmm...''

''How was your life there? Was there any difficulties?''

''I told you that I was fine in the letters, no?''

''I'm still worried even now, baby. You're so reckless at times...'' She strokes the back of my head softly.

''I'm good, totally good.''

''That's reassuring to hear.'' Mom giggles.

''Nice to meet you again, mother.'' Liana behind me greets.

''Good day, mother.'' Followed by Emy.

''Yes, it is nice to see you two again. I appreciate you both for taking care of my daughter during her stay.''

''That's just our duty, mother. Who could ever resist such a lovely girlfriend?'' Liana replies.

''Mhmm.''

Hey, when the hell did you learn flattery? What happened to the Liana that called me bitch, whore, slut, cumdump, and cock-sleeve while beating me? 

''Fufu, how sweet.'' Mom nods contently. ''And then... I assume that you two are Sylvia's new girlfriends?'' She suddenly changes her tone from a loving mom to a dignified queen of a kingdom.

'''' !!! ''''

I turn back to give Anna and Tina a wink and a bright smile, signaling them to appeal their... Cuteness? Handsomeness? Probably not the latter. Maybe sincerity.

''It's a pleasure to meet you, Your Majesty.'' Tina bows her head respectfully. ''My name is Christina Alistaire Aragon, I was fortunate enough to become Sylvia's girlfriend a few months ago. I sincerely hope Your Majesty can give us your blessing.''

''Hmm... We'll see.'' Mom replies indifferently. ''And how about you?''

''Hu... M-My name is Anastasia, Your Majesty!'' Anna also bows respectfully. ''I-I will do my best to make Sylvia happy! Please give us your blessing!''

''I see. In any case, it is not right to let guests stand outside like this. Let us go inside.''

Shit, this is going to be harder than I thought, they got called 'guests'...

Why did mom sound kinda enthusiastic in those letters then? Was I overdosing on semen while I was reading them...?

szzzzz

I take a sip of iced tea, close my eyes, and avoid any and all responsibility.

''...I didn't think that you would have two more, Your Highness.'' Emy's father - Albert sighs, holding his temple.

''I'm not surprised, honestly.'' Liana's futa mom - Beryl replies nonchalantly.

Dad and mom didn't tell them...?

They're saying 'Go solve it yourself', huh. Fair enough.

''I have no excuse...'' I flash them an awkward smile, Tina and Anna beside me seem quite restless as well.

''I have no problem with it.'' Liana shrugs.

''Me too.'' Emy adds, stuffing another piece of pudding into her mouth.

''Hah... I guess if you're fine with it.'' Albert finally concedes. ''But what do you mean by 'I'm not surprised', Marquess Seymour?''

''...Do you really want to hear it?'' She raises her eyebrow for some reason.

''Is there something wrong with it...?''

''I'll be very frank here. Ahem.''

Alright, I'm curious too.

''Your Highness.'' She looks at me straight in the eyes. ''Your face and body are pretty much a giant futa magnet.''

'''' ... ''''

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''What the hell are you saying, Beryl?!'' Mom chokes on her tea and stares wide-eyed at my mother-in-law.

Albert is speechless, it seems.

...I guess this is where Liana's frankness came from. 

''No, it's the truth.'' She shrugs. ''With her huge assets and her sweet personality, no sensible futa would be foolish enough to pass her up.''

''Mom?!'' Liana exclaims, grabbing her mom's arm.

flick

''Ow!''

''I'm not stealing your girlfriend, idiot.'' She flicks Liana's forehead. ''I don't want to, and I don't think I can anyway.''

You're right, ma'am. I have no intention of betraying any of my girlfriends.

''Umm...'' I interject. ''Please don't make Tina and Anna nervous. Especially Anna, she's very shy...'' I gently stroke Anna's head.

''Oh, that was my bad. I'm sorry, young ladies.'' Albert bows his head lightly.

''Oh, no, no, no! Please raise your head...!'' Anna awkwardly hovers her hands abode Albert's shoulder, unable to decide if she really can touch him or not.

''You don't need to do that, Your Excellency.'' Tina adds.

''I understand.'' Albert lifts his head and smiles lightly. ''In any case, we'll be family in the future, so please take care of me.''

''Me too~'' Marquess Seymour says cheerfully.

Finally getting the pass from both of them, both Anna and Tina brighten up visibly.

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The door suddenly opens, revealing a disheveled dad.

''Sylvia!'' He nearly shouts when he sees me. ''You're finally back!''

''Hi dad~'' I stand up and hug him briefly.

''Sorry, I didn't come with your mom earlier. The meeting took longer than expected.'' He smiles apologetically.

''That's fine, dad.'' I flash him a bright, 'daughter' smile.

''Hm, hm. What a nice girl.'' He replies contently. ''And nice to meet you guys again, my daughter-in-laws.'' He turns to my girlfriends this time, earning him light greetings from them.

 ''Ah, Sylvia.'' He turns back to me. ''The 'field' that you requested is completed. We can go right to testing now.''

''Really?!'' I exclaim.

''Of course.'' Dad smiles contently, then turns to the others again. ''Let us all go and have fun together?''

''Why not?'' Marquess Seymour stands up.

''Sure.'' Albert as well.

Yes...! It's time for absolute destruction!!!

''Wait.'' Mom suddenly speaks. ''Can the four of you stay here for a bit? It won't take long.'' She looks at my girlfriends who are about to follow us.

'''' ... ''''

Uh, oh. I can't really do anything about this.

Good luck, my comrades..!