Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 103: Homecoming.

''Hmm~ Hmm~ Hmm~!''

Great. Now we have an obstreperous cat in our household.

''Congratulations, Anna. Now you can finally use Sylvie's pussy properly.'' Liana grins, propping her chin and looking at Anna.

''Thanks!'' Anna replies, swaying from side to side in the chair.

''I'm telling you, it's really the best feeling you can get. From its warmness to its softness-''

''Stop, stop.'' I interject.

Don't start talking about pussies here, can't you see Emy is still eating?

...Doesn't look like she's bothered by it though. Oh, well.

''So... Are we leaving tomorrow?'' Tina asks.

I turn to Anna, who stares back at me with her puppy, well, I mean, cat eyes.

''Yeah, let's just go tomorrow, it's not like there's anything else to do here anyway.'' I reply.

''That's true.'' She says. ''And I want to see your mother too...''

''Ah... As I've said before, my mom is a bit stricter than my dad, so we have to do our best to appeal to her, alright?''

I could tell from the letters that she likes both Anna and Tina though, but we'll have to see.

''Of course.''

''Um!''

''By the way, I've done research on the potion.'' I continue. ''Apparently, you can choose which penis size you want.''

''Hmm~'' Liana ponders.

''I'll have a 40cm one!'' Anna says enthusiastically.

'''' ... ''''

Hey, no, please don't. I'll really die if I get stabbed by that, please.

''Listen, Anna.'' Liana puts her hand in front of Anna's face. ''First thing first, having such a big one would be insanely hard to manage.''

''Not only would it weigh a ton and be a hassle to carry around, but if you accidentally get hard in front of people, it'll be impossible to save your reputation.''

''Even with our size, hiding an erected one is nearly impossible already, so there's no hope with a 40cm one. You'd have to ejaculate at least two or three times a day just to not get a random boner, and that's not always possible.''

''And the most important thing is, Sylvie won't be able to handle it.'' She points at my lower belly.

''Oh, oh...'' She cups her ears down dejectedly.

''Unfortunately, that's true, Anna.'' I sigh. ''Counting even my whole womb in, it's barely deep enough for a 30cm one.''

Not being able to get the whole thing, or at least most of the whole thing in is an insult to my ego.

''I see...''

''But I'm not saying that you shouldn't choose a longer one.'' I stroke her head. ''I'm confident that I can handle a few more centimeters. Let's just choose a 35cm one.''

Plus, we can always go with the back door option.

''Mhmm... Alright.'' She replies, nuzzling her head into my palm.

''The real question is.'' Emy suddenly speaks, swallowing the lemon cake. ''How can we find the fourth hole?''

'''' ... ''''

We don't, Emy. That's in the super kinky realm that I don't think is possible in real life. Or it is...?

''No, please, just take turns.'' I interject.

''Don't worry, I won't disrupt your foursome! I'll do it afterward!'' Anna replies.

That's good...

''So... When will you come back here?'' The man with neat black-white hair in front of me asks.

''I frankly don't know, Stephen.'' I reply, looking at the lively academy grounds beyond the window. ''As I've said before, the goddess told me that it'll take a few months for that thing to come back, and it's been nearly three months already. I don't think I can come back here soon.''

''...Fine, I'll stop nagging you.'' He lets out a sigh.

The reason why we're going back home this time is more than just the festival.

First, there are a lot of new techs back home that I want to catch up on, and frankly, working on stuff there is way more comfortable than here, mostly because I can consult the real geniuses on the topics that I want.

Second, I want to introduce my new girlfriends to my mom, and I guess to Liana and Emy's parents too. They'll all be family later, so it is necessary.

Third, I want to reunite Emy and Liana with their parents.

Fourth, I miss mom and dad.

Fifth, Stephen said that he'd taught me all the things that I needed, so now it's time to learn from dad. Now, obviously, I am nowhere near the level of Stephen in terms of portal magic yet, but I got the important stuff down, so I just need to improve myself from now on out.

Santa Claus and Fox Saint agreed to come together with us as well so that the training courses for Liana and Emy wouldn't be paused.

But Stephen can't come, because he actually has a job.

''Hey.'' I call out. ''I have a present for you.''

''Hm?''

I pull out a fairly thick envelope, roughly A4 size, and put it on the table.

''What's this?''

''Open later, you'll like it.'' I stand up. ''But now, I need to go. Take care... Teacher. I'll see you in the future.''

''You too, Sylvia.'' He smiles. ''I wish you the best.''

I smile back and turn toward the exit.

''Are you really not coming back?'' I ask.

''...No, Your Holiness.'' My nanny replies, smiling bitterly. ''We still have a lot to do here.''

''I see.'' I nod lightly. ''Thanks for your service. And Adam will remain too?''

''Yes, Your Holiness, he said that he found some gems among the rescued, so he wanted to train them here and recruit them later.''

''That's alright too. Please send my regards to him when you do meet him.''

''Understood, Your Holiness. Please take care.'' She bows respectfully.

''You guys too.'' I pat her shoulder. ''I'll miss you guys a lot.''

Isabella nods and smiles softly at me.

...Alright. It's time to go home.

As I sit in the moving car, I look out the window and see the buildings passing by, many of which I've visited during my 5-month stay here.

I'll miss this place a lot, really. There are tons and tons of memories I made with my girlfriends, scattered all over the city.

Ah, look at that dark alleyway next to the pastry shop.

Emy and I used to have sex there... Wait, no. Lewd thoughts go away! We're being sentimental here...!

Let's look at something wholesome. Yes, like this cute Anna lying and sleeping peacefully on my lap. Or that pair of Emy and Liana hugging each other, also sleeping very peacefully.

Yes, this is it. Looking at cute girls is the best.

''Hmm...'' Tina suddenly hums, looking out the window. ''There are still people mourning Jeremy even now, huh...''

''That's how it is, Tina.'' I reply. ''No matter how outrageous your beliefs or actions are, there will always be people supporting you somewhere. Though for us, it's a bit ambiguous in this case with him.''

A few weeks after the Founding Festival, the Emperor announced Jeremy's death. He died of a sudden heart attack, the Emperor said. There was a state funeral after that which lasted a whole month. Although Jeremy was certainly losing in the battle for the throne, he still had supporters left, so having people still mourning him is not surprising.

For us, while it is true that Jeremy acted evil, he was being controlled by the fallen goddess. No one really knows when exactly he was influenced, it could be right when he was born, or it could be just before the Empire's invasion. So we really don't have an opinion of him.

''I guess that's true.'' Tina shrugs.

Hm... Talk about the evil goddess...

Ever since we defeated the Leviathan, there have been reports that the demons at the borders have slowed down significantly. The Dukes there even thanked me, great stuff.

Hah... I wonder when I'll be able to test my war crime weapon collection that I made in the past few months...