Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Interlude 6: An interview with Sylvia – The things you didn’t really want to know about her.

Everwood Kingdom, the evening of the engagement ceremony.

After throwing a huge party, we finish all of our business and head to my bedroom to have a steamy night together.

''Phew...''

I'm glad the people took it pretty well. I was afraid that they wouldn't want a Crown Princess with four partners. I guess the mentality from Earth is still somewhere in me.

''Hey, I have an idea.'' 

Suddenly, Liana speaks up, prompting all of us to turn to her.

''What idea?''

Every time this girl raises her hand, a new degenerate play that involves breaking my body and mind is invented, I swear. I'm not complaining though.

''We're officially fiancés now.'' Liana says.

''Mm-hm.''

''So why don't we try to find out more about each other?''

''Like, all of us together?''

''Nope. I'm not curious about anyone other than you, Sylvie.''

O-Oh, is that so. Everybody is nodding as well, do you guys really have no interest in each other? You're all pretty girls, come on...

''Well... Don't you guys know everything about me already?'' I reply. ''You guys know my preferences, my taste, my fetishes, and my body is already explored by you guys, no?''

''That's true.'' Liana nods. ''But we will be asking really obscure things that we're interested in tonight, how's that?''

''Hm... Obscure things...''

''Each person will write their questions out and one will read it to you.''

''So like, an interview?''

''Yeah.''

Hm...

''Well, I think it's fine.'' I shrug. ''Just, I'll have some questions for you guys, too.''

My lifelong partners want to find out more about me, that's reasonable. And it's a good opportunity for me to ask them things as well.

After a unanimous agreement, all five of us begin to write down our questions.

Ten minutes later, and we're ready. They decide that Anna will be the one asking. Why? I don't know.

Nevertheless, I am now sitting on the bed, while my fiancés are opposite of me, each on a chair.

''Ahem.'' Anna clears her throat. ''Then, I'll get into the first question.''

''Go ahead.''

Never thought I'd be interviewed on the night of my engagement, but alright.

''First question from Raeliana, what color is your... Er... Pube?''

Okay, what the fuck is that question, Liana?? Look at the poor cat, she seems so awkward!

''Well... It's the same color as my hair, pale blonde.'' I reply. ''I just shave it regularly, so you guys don't see any of it.''

''Glad you did that, I like it clean.'' Liana nods in approval.

''Well, thanks.'' I let out a sigh.

''Next question is from Emilia, w-who did you think of when you masturbated?'' 

''...Emy and Liana.''

This is actually kinda embarrassing, fuck.

''There's a follow-up question, which one did you think of the most?''

...You knew I was gonna answer that, didn't you?

''...Liana.''

Right after I say that, Liana's face turns super smuggy. You fucking harlot, don't think you can be smug all the time just because I love you.

''W-Well, the third question from Christina, what is the slogan that best describes yourself?''

Hm? Isn't this just a normal question?

''Big tits, big heart, tight pussy.''

'''' ... ''''

Yes, get erect! I'm proud of my sluttiness!

''...Fourth question is from me, what do you want to experience down there other than normal things?''

''Hm... Maybe tentacles, and... Slimes? Anything that makes me feel good, essentially.''

I see they're taking notes. This is pretty good so far.

The fifth question is from R- An anonymous person, what is your exact weight?''

'''' ... ''''

I see you're panicking, Liana. You didn't think Anna would fuck up, did you?

''44.5 kilograms. It's all the thighs and the tits you love. Don't you dare call me fat.''

Right when I narrow my eyebrows, all of them immediately shake their head with a flustered expression. That's more like it.

''Um... The sixth question is from Christina, what makes you cry the most?''

Hey, hey, your fetish is poking out.

''Sad stories, excessive tickling, and bodily pain.''

I'm giving you a hint, Tina. Just beat the shit out of me and I'll cry for you. Don't be shy, be like Liana.

''Alright, the seventh question is from me, when did you develop the habit of kissing our penises during sex?''

''Hm... I think it was around a month after I became Emy and Liana's lover. I just thought they were so lovely, so I kissed them.''

Besides, doing that always arouses these gals a lot, even Anna herself, despite being a cuck and all.

''...Eighth question, this one is from Emilia, can I set your orgasm face as the wallpaper on my phone?''

''You don't need to ask that here, set whatever you want.''

''The ninth question is from Raeliana again, which of ours is your favorite so far?''

'''' ... ''''

Okay, this question might be dangerous. Firstly, I hate to say this, but Anna's is simply too big. That leaves the other three's...

''...To be frank, I'd say Tina's.'' I reply. ''It goes the smoothest because of the shape.''

''...The tenth question, this one is from Emilia, what is your—''

Just like that, the questioning continues for a while. After around half an hour, now my fiancés know virtually everything about me. This more-or-less vulnerable feeling is not too bad, I'd say.

After the session filled with sex-related topics, they're horny again, so we begin to, well, have sex. Tonight, I'm supposed to serve them by myself, so I'm nervous.

''...''

...Wait, why do I feel like I'm forgetting something...?