Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 94: Preparing for the founding festival.

''Mnha~~ Hah~''

''So that marked the end of our vacation...'' Liana said annoyedly.

''Yes... Just thinking about going to the festival makes me tired.'' Tina added.

''C'mon, it's not like you guys had to do all the actual tedious stuff.'' Dad complained. ''For my daughters, you just need to be pretty and confident, that's enough.''

''...Thanks, father.'' Tina replied.

''But, giving a speech, huh...'' I muttered.

''Speeches are the best way to get to the people's heart, you know?'' Dad replied.

''Fine, fine...''

''Well, after the parade and the banquet, you'll all be free to play around as you like, so just endure it for a bit.''

''Yeah...''

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Yesterday, I took my revenge against Anna. She was absolutely squeezed dry, nearly fainted. Heh, weakling.

That's what you get for making me do a naked dozega.

''Here, you run your arm through here, like this...'' Anna said, guiding Emy's arm through the sleeve.

''Mhmm.''

''Right, it's done!''

''Thanks.''

''Hmm... It's a bit short, but you still look gorgeous, Emy.'' I said to the mesmerizing woman before me. 

''Mhmm.'' She smiles back at me beautifully, little sparks of light twirling around in her golden eyes.

Ugh... That's a killer smile. I'm falling for her again...

''Now we're all matching...!'' Anna jumps around excitedly.

''Now I really feel like we're an official party.'' Tina giggles as she watches the cat run around.

Just the five of us, conquer the world!

Oh, wait, wrong script.

Save the world! That's what I meant.

''Won't we get more members later?''

Hm? What is that doubtful face?

''...What's wrong with you suddenly, Liana?''

''I have a feeling that we'll get more futas into this party.''

''And what's wrong with that? It's not like I'll absolutely make them my lovers or anything...''

''Yeah, no. You absolute slut, I know you'll fall for every cock there is, so I don't think you'll stop at four?'' She raises an eyebrow.

'''' ... ''''

Shit. She's kinda right.

Wait, no! Anna doesn't have one?? But she'll get one later...

''...I can't promise anything, but I won't get like 10 lovers or something.'' I shrugged. ''That'll be unmanageable.''

''I certainly hope so.'' Tina added, light disappearing from her eyes.

''W-Well, now that we're all nice and pretty, let's take a group photo to commemorate this moment!'' I quickly try to defuse the situation.

I take the camera to the table. Let's see what photos we've taken...

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Excluding the photo with Anna, it's all porn...

Three photos of me in bondage, one of me being thrusted in public, Tina forgot to take one, lol. And then two 40s videos of me prostrating naked... 

''Can I delete all of these?''

'''' No. ''''

...Yall are so cruel.

(╥﹏╥)

''...Let's just take the picture.'' I said after a sigh. ''Hmm... How should the pose be...''

Just me in the middle and two of them on each side is too standard...

''Hmm... How about we all lay on the bed in a circle?'' Liana said.

''Oh! That sounds good.'' Anna replied.

So we all lay down on the bed and hold hands, forming a nice circle, at least that's what I think.

Moving clockwise from me are Liana, Tina, Anna, and finally Emy.

I use telekinesis to fix the camera right above.

''Alright!'' I said. ''Three, two, one... Cheese!"

*tack* *tack* *tack*

Right after, all of us peek into the screen at the same time.

''Hopefully, it's not terrible.'' 

Hmmm... We're all pretty, good. Even Emy was smiling...

I then give the camera to them.

''That looks good!'' Anna exclaimed.

''Let's just print out 5 copies, one each.'' Liana nods contently.

''I agree.'' Tina added.

''Mhmm.''

''Ah, is there a way to... Print? Out the video? I want them...''

''No need, tell me anytime you want, I'll make Sylvie do it again.''

''Really?!''

''Of course-

Looking at my lovers like that, I let out a silent sigh and smile bitterly.

Afterward, I don't know if we would really be able to have fun together anymore...

No matter how optimistic I am, we're up against a whole god... And I honestly can't count much on Eva to help either.

So I'll have to try my best to gather as much support as possible, then get stronger together with my party as well. 

Looking out the window, I could really feel the festive atmosphere all over the street. People are busy decorating, setting up their shops, and chatting happily... It's like the previous attack didn't happen at all.

...

Seeing the beauty in people and don't lose your humanity, huh... What grandiose things to say, Saint Vivian.

But I'm the daughter of Louis Everwood, the god of pretentious garbage himself! I'll embrace it, why not?

Also, thank you for the BDSM gears, I really appreciate it.

''Ah, wait. Who won the contest today again?''

'''' ... ''''

''You guys didn't do it?''

'''' ... ''''

''Alright then, let's go sleep right away. I'm tired.''

''Wait, what do you me-

Don't expect me to give out free sex. You all have to earn every thrust, no exception.

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Today is the day I let the world know that I am the Saint.

Together with the annual founding festival of the Empire, we'll be doing a special parade. It's a collaboration between the imperial family and the church, a PR for me if you will.

This event also features three of the former Saints who are willing to go back to service again, and a bunch of heads of state as well. It's going to be the biggest event I've ever been to.

''Please stay still. My lady.''

''Argh... But it tickles...''

''You have to endure, my lady, if you want to be pretty.''

''Mghmm...''

''Hah, you're not used to make-up?'' Liana snorted.

''Unlike you guys, I'm a commoner...''

''Wait, no, I didn't mean it...!'' Liana tries to turn to Anna.

''Please stay still, my lady.''

''Sorry.''

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*puff*

''Phew~ That took over an hour.'' I said, flopping down onto the car seat.

''Being nobles is hard...'' Anna complained, immediately jumping on my lap.

''You'll be a royalty in the future, so you need to get used to it eventually.'' Liana shrugged, sitting beside us.

''...That's right... I'll have a family...!'' Anna hums excitedly.

I stroke her head with my hand while the other two get into the car.

''We'll start moving now, Your Holiness, my ladies.'' Our lovely driver, Justia said after she checked on all of us.

The car started to rumble. I let out a little sigh and look out to see the bustling street once again.

The Empire flag is really everywhere, huh. That hateful red...

Oh, wait, no, not hateful. I love Tina. I love Tina. I love Tina... Please forgive me.

Also, those skewers look so good...?! We have to try that afterward. Oh?! Is that a new dessert shop??

The founding festival might be more lit than I thought...

Wait, no, am I having ADHD...? Let's focus on the speech first...

...Alright, let's go through the contents again...

Ah, about the contents, dad said that it was too wacky and that he would prepare another speech for me. But I honestly don't want all the listeners to fall asleep, so... I threatened him that I would tell mom about his unhealthy playing cards collecting addiction, and it worked perfectly. Now I can give my wacky speech as I like.

Wait, no, I'm getting distracted again...!

This time for real, content, the beginning is-

''We've arrived.'' Justia interrupted my chain of thought. ''Good luck, You Holiness!'' She smiles cheerfully.

Thanks, Justia...