Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 212: Cupid for a familiar dragon couple.

With Sariel accompanying us, we are able to pass through the security of Infinite Range easily. The guarding dragon literally cowers when they see her, so there's that.

In any case, while we're here, I figure we should visit Courage and Miracle for once. I wonder how they're doing.

With that in mind, we promptly fly to the red territory first. Just as Sariel has said once, the previously wrecked territory has now recovered to the point that it seems nothing has happened at all.

''...''

Yep. I didn't throw a meteor here. Change my mind.

After successfully wiping the memories of being a criminal from my mind, we let Sariel go meet her successor for some work while we're exploring the city.

Right away, I notice the social dynamic here seems quite different.

There are... A lot of women here. No, futas, should I say. I can somewhat distinguish them now.

''It doesn't seem wildly different from normal towns, huh?'' 

''People here all have red hair, though.''

''...Don't look at me like that.''

Casually engaging in trivial talks, we eventually find ourselves hanging out in the streets like normal. The whole experience here is honestly not unique by any means, but it is pretty nice.

If there is one thing I am curious about, it should be the numerous strip clubs and things alike popping up every now and then. They seem to appeal to futas in particular... But how effective are they?

Feeling a bit mischievous, I turn to my four lovely futa fiancés.

''Hey, look at that.'' I point to an advertisement for a strip club. ''They say you get to rent a whole harem of seven...!''

'''' ... ''''

''Oh... Even a whole room full of stuck-in-the-wall cumdumps...?!''

'''' ... ''''

''There are even odd fetishes listed here. Lemme see... Exhibitionism, milf, cuckoldry,... What do you guys—oh.''

Sensing the soulless gazes directed at me, I have no choice but to stop my silly joke.

''I was just joking... alright?'' I clasp my hands together, earnestly begging.

The greedy four only forgive me after I kiss them each. Then, we continue on our way. A few minutes later, the club from the previous advertisement appears. It is quite elaborate, with sexy workers in and out of the entrance, inviting potential customers.

It strikes me that I have never worn a bunny suit like these women before. Maybe I should try a reverse bunny; that'll be incredible... Hm?

''Uh... Those two...''

Poking out of the corner is a girl with red hair and a loli with blue hair. Miracle and Courage. What the hell are those two doing here?!

Children shouldn't be near these kinds of places!

With full intent of lecturing hundreds of years old dragons, I walk behind them and give each one a chop.

'''' ACK—!! ''''

When they turn to me, I shake my head disapprovingly.

''The saint...?''

''Saint...''

''What are you kids doing in this place?''

Perhaps feeling as though they've been caught in an embarrassing situation, they both begin to panic, spewing out gibberish left and right. In an attempt to clarify their intention, Miracle finally speaks of a real excuse.

''Uh... W-We're interested in having sex!'' She shouts. ''That's why...''

''R-Right! This is righteous curiosity!'' Courage adds.

''...Even so, it is not something that you can properly learn by watching prostitution.'' I sigh. ''Come here and ask whatever you want. I shall answer it all!''

Just like that, an impromptu sex ed council has been established. We move to a quiet corner and begin the meeting.

''Go ahead.''

''F-First thing first—''

''Woah...''

gulp—!

After a whole twenty minutes of Q&A, the two pitiful dragons have been converted, it seems. They know everything they want to, and they have unknowingly stepped into the dark side.

''Thank you a lot, Saint Sylvia!'' Courage says with sparkling eyes. ''I will use this knowledge well!''

''Me too!'' Miracle follows.

''Do you guys have a partner in the first place?'' I curiously inquire.

Right then, the two fall into silence and glance at each other, clearly indicating that something is going on between them. Not letting this sign pass, I quickly switch to cupid mode.

''I'm just saying... If you have a partner, you should try sex at least once. Even if the relationship doesn't work out, it'll be a good experience as long as you do it right. And if it does work out, it'll be even greater.''

Gradually, the two seem to have fallen into their own world, looking at each other with flushed faces.

I've never seen sexual tension this high apart from when Liana and Emy gave me chocolate for Valentine's. This will be pretty awkward, though, 'cause Miracle is pretty small. 

Well, I suppose she can transform if it doesn't fit.

''Mhm... I'll have to go now, you two.'' I stand up and stretch out a bit, prompting my lovers to do the same. ''Stay well, kids.''

''Good luck with that~'' Liana lightly teases them.

''Don't go overboard right away.'' Emy carefully gives her advice.

"Er... Maybe use protection?" Tina tilts her head confusingly. It seems she has run out of things to say.

''Don't push it too hard right away, alright?'' Anna, with her experience of destroying my insides, gives heartfelt advice.

Facing this, the two dragons are a bit sentimental.

''Will we meet again?'' Miracle asks. She and Courage look at me, eyes round and wide.

''We will, of course.'' I reply with a smile. ''I'll make sure to visit you two in... A few years, perhaps. By then, I expect good news, alright?''

'''' Alright! ''''

With that, we part ways with the adolescent dragons just in time to find Sariel waiting for us outside.

''Did you guys have a good time?'' She smiles elegantly, like usual.

''Yeah, I was being a cupid for once.'' I shrug.

''That's good. For now, shall we go to Lyrical?''

''Sure.''

This time, Sariel takes us to what I will assume is the capital of this 'nation,' where the roofs are white. Passing through numerous dragons of various elements, we land on a massive mansion near the main palace.

''Come in.''

As natural as air, Sariel guides us inside. The attendants all seem to know Sariel, so they don't raise any objections.

''...''

The further we go in; however, a faint fishy smell, one that I'm most familiar with, fills the hallway. Not only that, the extremely small slapping sounds of regular intervals ring in the air, foreshadowing the next scene we will see.

''...Does she do this all day?'' I ask Sariel, who is leading us.

''More or less, yes. That woman's lust is insatiable.'' Sariel replies.

''Sounds like every futa I know.''

'''' ... ''''

What?

''Here is it.''

When we arrive at the room, the door is already opened slightly, giving us a sneak peek of what's inside. Ignoring the heavy bodily smell puffing out and the intense moans, I gaze into the gap.

As expected, a woman with pure black hair can be seen pounding another woman, with several others lying on the bed, exhausted out of their minds.

''?!''

Suddenly, the woman with both Ps snaps her head to look at me, grinning.

''Look what we have here...!''

As if finding her new prey, her smile gets to a psychopathic level, and her black eyes, like the abyss itself, get even deeper.

Yeah, no. I'm not doing that.