Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 124: Zombie apocalypse… Kind of.

''...S-Stop. How long are you going to suck...!?'' I smack the babies' heads lightly.

I swear, my boobs have never been this popular. They absolutely milked me for two hours straight...

Both Emy and Liana release my boobs and shrug as if nothing can be done.

''I didn't know you guys would like these kinds of roleplay so much.'' I let out a sigh and stroke the cat lying on my lap gently. ''Especially you, Anna. Do you like mom that much?'' I  bow down and give her a 'motherly' smile.

''Mhmm...'' She raises her hand and caresses my cheek, eyes almost have hearts in them. ''I love mom a lot.''

''That's my baby~'' I kiss her lips deeply.

''We fucked your mom silly though.''

''!!''

Anna's whole body flinches after hearing Liana's smug remark.

Hey, hey, stop teasing her like that... Or maybe not. She does seem to like it.

''So we're done?'' Tina comes back from her errant with a tray of fruit. ''It's been two hours already, I think it's a good stopping point for now.''

What do you mean 'for now'? Are we still horny tonight?

''Yeah, what about the thing that you said the goddess was making for you?'' Liana adds.

''Er... Let me check.''

[Hanako]: Sis, sis. How's the progress on my barrier?

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Almost done.

[Hanako]: As expected of Mother Goddess, go, go, go!

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]:  Yes, Yes.

[Hanako]: Do you need any help? Encouragements or something?

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Maybe say that before you started having sex earlier.

[Hanako]: Ah, yes. Sorry for being horny all the time.

''...It's almost done, she said.''

''Let's get dressed up, then.'' Liana stands up with a small sigh. ''Anna, heal Sylvie. It's going to be painful if her nipples rub against the fabric later if left like that.''

''Alright.''

Said the one who messed them up in the first place. How considerate.

''How's it now?'' 

''Hmm... It's good. I don't feel pain anymore.''

After getting an upgrade for my blessing, we decided to head back to that place right away. And since I don't have headaches anymore, I can fly there all I want.

''Oh, there they are.''

In the distance, I see the familiar figures, consisting of a bald head and a silver head, and the new addition - the blue head, standing near a... Cluster of purple monoliths. Yeah, that looks totally not suspicious.

''Hu...'' I let out a sigh and land us down near them.

''You're fine now, lass?'' Bald Saint strokes his beard like usual.

''Yeah, thanks Santa.'' I reply.

''Ugh.''

''Pfft- Santa...'' Fox Saint nearly bursts into laughter.

''??''

The loli dragon looks at us similar to how she would look at aliens, not understanding what's going on at all.

''Aside from that though, these are pretty...'' I stare intently at the monoliths. ''Underwhelming?''

I mean, I can feel that it's dark magic for sure, and the mana level is not low by any measure, but this is nowhere close to what I felt when battling the Leviathan back in Xeno.

''I was wondering about that, too.'' Fox Saint speaks up. ''At this point, just toss them into the space and we're done.''

''It's a trap.'' Tina interjects.

''Hundred percent a trap.'' Liana adds.

''Trap.'' Followed by Emy.

''Erm... Can someone explain to me what's going on...?'' Loli dragon tilts her head.

...Consultation!

[Hanako]: Reporting, there are around ten monoliths with dark mana infused here, likely mediums for summoning. The energy level is around one-seventh of the Leviathan.

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Destroy them. Do not let them grow further.

[Hanako]: Would it be that simple?

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]:  Obviously not. But that is the only thing that we can do right now. At least until I find out Eve's whereabouts.

[Hanako]: Understood, commander!

''Order from above, destroy them.'' I pull out my newly made, mana-infused landmines. Ten of them.

''All of you fall back. It's going to blow up really hard.'' I toss the landmines roughly into the cluster while they're getting away from the spot. The loli seems even more confused as Fox Saint picks her up and brings her together with them.

After putting up a sound barrier and making sure that we're far enough, I begin the countdown.

''Three, two, one...''

snap

'''' ... ''''

Ahem. 

A poem, if you will.

I never thought about how hard it would explode,

almost harder than my lovers' nuts blow,

flying all over the place is white snow,

much like the cum on my body after the show.

So yeah, the explosion was bigger than I expected. The whole area is pretty much dead right now. I'm pretty sure the monoliths are reduced to pieces already, and usually, that would be enough to disable their function, but...

gulp

Turning to the side, I see the loli dragon staring at the aftermath of the explosion in disbelief, sweat trickling down her shiny forehead.

''W-Who the hell are you guys...?!''

I approach her with my insidious smile and spread out my arms.

''I am Death. The Destroyer of Worlds...!''

''Hii...!''

Ahh... Pranking clueless children is so fun.

''Keep the tension. Look out for any traps.'' Bald Saint interjects firmly.

Ah, alright.

'''' ... ''''

After a few minutes of observing the wasteland, something actually happens.

On the charred, pitch-black ground, I see an obscene amount of glowing purple dots emerge, like a sea of glitter. They glow intensely for just a second before quickly fading away as if nothing has happened. 

'''' !!! ''''

Or at least that's what normal people would see. Judging by the mana signals, I'm sure they just turned into mini-summoners, similar to what appeared in Xeno, but much smaller.

''Use magic to clear them-''

BOOM

Bald Saint's sentence is cut short as an uncomfortably strong burst of dark mana hits us, I squint my eyes to focus on the now rapidly expanding summoners.

''Prepare your magic!'' Fox Saint shouts.

As the two former Saints prepare their magic and my fiancés ready their weapons, I pull out the M134 and the Hecate instead, ready to respond to both single and multiple enemies.

The summoners soon reach their maximum size, which is around the size of an average man.

''Phew...''

Knowing that the Summoning can no longer be stopped, we all wait with bated breath for the chance to preemptively purge whatever comes through these gates.

And then, a hand reaches out of a gate. It's a horribly rotten hand with almost no flesh left, just green skin on bones, that's all. After that, hundreds of thousands more hands poke out of the gates, signaling to me that this... This is going to be a really fun battle.

I immediately pull out a whole crater of bullets and guns that I've been keeping for my fiancés, not forgetting the Saiga-12 with family-friendly cluster shells as well. 

''You guys know what to do, right?'' I grin at them.

'''' Of course! '''' Three of them shout.

''Ooh~'' The other one does a fist pump.

You were supposed to say 'Of course!' as well, Emy.

''And you, get your ass off to work.'' I smack the loli's back a few times. ''Go burn them.''

''O-Okay! It is my job to clear out enemies in our territory...!'' She surprisingly replies with a determined face. ''It's all you guys' fault though...''

''Huh?'' I utter in an annoyed voice and grab her head.

''Hiii...!'' She immediately runs toward the sea of zombies. ''I'm sorry~!!''

''...''

Isn't this just child labor...?