Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 113: A happy new year.

''Uwah... This is insane.''

''L-Liana... You're back...'' I mutter, my voice light, almost like a whistle.

''You alright?'' Emy bends down and strokes my forehead lightly.

''I think, yeah...''

Tina, who has been standing in silence since earlier, comes over and flops down on the bed.

''Anna, wake up.'' She taps the fast-sleeping Anna. ''Wake up.''

''The bed reeks of cum though.'' Liana pinches her nose and frowns lightly.

I mean, yeah, with this ridiculous amount of cum, no wonder... I'm sorry, Sophia, I'll wash it once before handing it to you. I hope that'll make some of the smell go away.

''I'm sure you don't want your belly bloated like this forever.'' Liana smiles. ''Let me help you get them out.'' She places her hand on my swollen belly.

W-Wait, don't tell me-

''-Ugh...!''

spurt spurt spurt

She pushes her hand down, forcing my stomach to return to its normal shape. Tides of dense, cloudy liquid violently shoot out from my lower lips, drenching almost half of the giant bed.

''It's ridiculous how much Anna came...'' Liana mutters, looking at the aftermath.

''Tch, Anna!'' Tina says annoyedly, pinching Anna's cat ear. ''Just wake up already.''

''Mnyah~!'' The cat screams and opens her eyes slowly. ''Huh...?''

''Get up and heal Sylvia.'' Tina speaks firmly.

''Eh, ah! I'm sorry!'' Anna hurriedly comes over to me and puts her hands on my chest. ''I'm sorry, Sylvia. It just felt so good...''

''No worries...''

But maybe don't ram it so hard the next time... I really thought my womb was about to split in half. It felt incredible though, I'll give her that.

''Here, have some parfaits.'' Emy puts a paper bag on the bed.

''Really? Eating in this cumbed??'' Liana looks genuinely disgusted.

Yeah, I'll have to agree with her. I usually like cum, but certainly not this much...

After I took Anna's penis virginity that night, the days went by quite peacefully. Except for the fact that Anna has become slightly more domineering than usual, and I had trouble breathing every night because of her cock, nothing has really changed.

Wake up, train, eat, play, fuck, sleep. It's all going well. Emy is apparently about to break through to 4-star Advance as well, which is pretty cool. 

''So, do you guys have a date in mind for your engagement ceremony?'' Dad lifts his glasses, which are just a cosmetic pair he got recently and asks.

''I want to do it as soon as possible.'' Liana replies. ''Maybe right after the New Year festival? What do you guys think?'' She turns to us.

''Sure.'' I say.

''No objection.''

''Mhm.''

''I'm fine with it!''

''That's decided, then. I'll have people arrange it immediately. There's only a few days left until the festival starts after all.'' Dad nods contently.

''Oh, I know!'' Anna, who's sitting on my lap, suddenly speaks up. ''Let's go choose the dresses tomorrow! Everyone has time, right?''

''That's a good idea.'' Liana replies. ''I know the best designs for Sylvie, leave it to me.'' She proudly proclaims.

''Ohhh~''

Let me guess, no underwear, no bra, and a see-through dress? Sounds like something she would cook up.

''Sylvia, my lady.'' Tina takes my hand and kisses it on the back gently. ''Can you be the guide for me in this festival?''

''I don't see a reason to refuse.'' I smile. 

The New Year festival with my lovers... Looking forward to it.

''Cheese!'' 

tack

''Mhm, that's pretty good.'' I mutter, looking at the picture that we just took together with my lovers.

''Let's keep moving.'' Tina pats my back, perhaps realizing that we're being quite obstructing.

''Yeah.''

Reasonable, because the night streets are all pretty crowded right now. Although elves live for a very long time generally, and they don't particularly care about just a year passing or anything, they still love this festival a lot. Maybe the reason is that we don't have many big festivals like this, maybe they just like festivals, I don't know.

''We've gone through most of the food stands already, how about some games next?'' I suggest.

''Mhfmpghm~'' A certain glutton raises her hand.

''I don't know what was that, Emy. I really don't.''

Maybe don't talk while eating?

''Like that one?'' Liana points to a rather... Ominous booth in the corner.

A purple hut with random trinkets hanging around, and weird golden details on the fabric. It looks like what I would be working in if I ever decided to open a pseudo-science pyramid scheme bullshit to scam people of their money selling shungite rocks or something.

''Yeah, let's try that one out.'' I reply.

Why not.

''Hello~?'' I peek into the booth.

Inside is a simple desk, with again, lots of small trinkets lying around, and a crystal ball of sorts. Sitting at the desk is an elf lady, who has a surprisingly normal appearance and atmosphere to her.

''Please sit, dear customers.'' She says.

''Umm... Alright?''

She pulls the crystal ball from the side to the middle of the table as we sit down.

''Here at my humble tent, I offer accurate fortune telling for a small price, dear customers. Do you want to try?''

Okay, so it's a scam after all.

''I want to try!'' Anna immediately raises her hand.

...I guess we can try if it's just for fun.

''My intuition is telling me that we can trust this lady...!'' She whispers.

''Uh... Okay?'' I reply. ''Please do one for her.''

''For sure, dear customer.'' The lady smiles gently and puts her hand on the crystal. ''Hm...'' She closes her eyes. ''Oh, wow.''

So we don't get to choose what to talk about? Like love life or career, stuff like that.

''From what I can see, you will unfortunately have to witness your lover cheat on you a lot, dear customer.'' She looks at Anna with worried eyes. ''I suggest you either confront your lover right away or just end this toxic relationship altogether.''

''Pfft-'' Liana tries to hold back her chuckle.

Needless to say, our poor little cat is bright red like a tomato right now, face frowning like a girl who just witnessed her lover cheating on her.

''Ah, do me next, please.'' Tina interjects awkwardly.

''Certainly.'' She replies. ''Hmm... I see that you like to steal other people's lovers, but please do refrain from doing that as it is not at all suitable for noble ladies such as yourself.''

''I-Is that so...''

''Pfft-''

Stop, Liana, she's looking at you like some weirdo already.

But I have to applaud this woman. She's spitting straight facts, although they all lack context. And she's slapping them straight at our faces too, not caring about customer satisfaction at all. She has balls, and I like it.

''Me next.'' Emy gulps down the bite of takoyaki and says.

''You... I see that your married life with your partner in the future is going to be very smooth... Maybe too smooth, even. I don't think having so many children would do any good to your partner, please refrain from stressing her body too much.''

''...Maybe.'' Emy replies.

''Oh, god. How many kids are there...'' 

Hey, I can hear your mumblings, you know?

''Alright, me next.'' Liana chimes in.

''Ah, sure.'' The lady snaps out of her daydream. ''Um... I respect your personal taste in bed, but please be careful not to hurt your partner too much. Ah, wait, she seems to be enjoying it though...''

You're goddamn right, and it seems that Liana agrees with me as well. Look at how smug she is.

'''' ... ''''

''Yeah, it's my turn?'' I speak up.

''Wait...'' She suddenly stares at me. ''I thought it was just my imagination that the 'partner' from these four's future seems to be similar to each other, but... It was all you...?''

Instead of answering her, I flash a smile and a peace sign instead. Not sure why.

''Dear customer, the only advice I have for you is that... Please take care of your body.'' She says apologetically.

'''' ... ''''

Wasn't she supposed to be a fortune teller, not a therapist? But I mean, fair enough, I guess...?

boom boom boom

Colorful fireworks fill the sky as we sit together on top of the Emerald Palace. 

''Whoa...!'' Anna's eyes sparkle.

''It's the first year we're having a firework show for the new year, I bet people are freaking out right now.'' Liana chuckles.

''Why is this the first year?'' Tina asks.

''How the hell would I know.''

''What a disappointment, Miss Raeliana.'' 

''Don't try to provoke me, idiot.''

''Stop, stop. Let's enjoy the show, alright?'' I hurriedly intervene.

'''' ... ''''

boom boom

Anyway, we're all getting along! Our engagement ceremony is right around the corner, and I can't wait...!