Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 110: Peak adult toys, made by Sylvia the Saint.

6:30 P.M. We're now coming back to our home after concluding our outing. The date itself was almost nothing but sex, and it felt extremely immoral to do it outside in front of people, but also very amazing...

Fortunately, my illusion and sound barrier were good enough that no one noticed anything. I think...

clack

''Eh? Why are you guys using the window...?'' Anna, who's meditating on the bed, turns to us.

''Dad and Mom usually stroll near the main entrance at this time, and they would immediately notice my 'unusual' clothes right now if I were to meet him, so...'' I scratch my head awkwardly.

''Ah, I see.'' She replies.

''By the way, where's Emy and Tina?'' Liana and I flop down to the sofa.

''The former Saints arrived while you guys were out. Those two followed them for training.''

''What the hell slowed them down for so long...''

''They just glossed over it when I asked, saying that it was a mere 'minor' incident.'' She shakes her head. ''By the way, did you guys enjoy your date...?''

''Of course!'' I smile.

''I-I see...'' She replies, blinking her eyes repeatedly.

''What, do you want to hear about our date?'' Liana, who's been silent since earlier, sneers and puts her arm around my neck. ''I even have images as well. That kind of image, of course.'' 

gulp

''...Please.''

''You want to tell her how many times we did it?'' Liana taps my tits repeatedly.

''Hah... You perverts.'' I cross my arms. ''Six times in the park, two in the public bathroom, one in the alleyway, one in the library, one in the local church, and one on the rooftop of a building.''

''Whoa...!'' Anna exclaims. ''Do you have pictures of all of the locations??''

''Yes, I do.'' Liana proudly proclaims. ''I'll send them to you later.''

''Thanks a lot!''

''Why did you take so much...?'' I mutter while looking at the mountain of pictures that she took.

''So I have something to use while I'm in my territory, of course.'' She shrugs.

Ah, of course, masturbation.

''Hey, can you and Emy wait until tomorrow afternoon? I have something for you two.'' I tug her sleeve.

''Hm? Sure, we'll go back by teleporting anyway, delaying a bit won't hurt.'' She replies while playing with my tits. ''But what is it? You already gave me the birthday present.'' She lifts her emerald necklace - my present, up.

''That will be a surprise for you guys.'' I grin.

''Sure?'' She raises her eyebrow.

I need to gain some insights on space magic from Dad first.

''Hmm, yes. This is it. It's truly been a long time since I've tasted the royal chefs' dishes.'' Fox Saint says enthusiastically.

''Indeed, food from chefs with hundreds of years of experience are bound to be exceptional.'' Bald Saint adds. ''You guys are paying them properly, right?''

''Of course. We ought to reward loyal and competent subjects handsomely, right?'' Dad replies.

''By the way.'' I interject. ''What made you guys so late?''

'''' ... ''''

They both divert their eyes at the same time, clearly don't want to talk about it at all.

''Hmm?'' I tilt my head. ''If it's a sensitive topic then you don't have to say. I'm just curious.''

''Hah... Fine. The driver knows it anyway, it'll spread in no time.'' Bald Saint sighs. 

All of us focus on him, only Emy is still eating the steak deliciously. Talk about priority.

''...I got severe motion sickness.''

'''' ... ''''

...Huh? Only that?

''Pfft- Hahahah!'' Fox Saint laughs. ''Imagine getting so sick that you need to stop three times a day to recover... From riding a mere car at mild speed... Pftt-''

''S-Shut up!'' Bald Saint yells. ''Don't even get me started on your pollen allergy. You coughed more in an hour than my old neighbor with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease did in his whole life!''

What the hell is he talking about?

''What the hell are you talking about?!'' Fox Saint seems genuinely flabbergasted. ''I didn't cough that much?? And what even is that chronic obstructive... Obstructive what again?''

''Hah, don't try to deny it-''

Okay, this is just turning into a Twitter argument at this point. Let's just eat and be done with it.

It seems like everyone here thinks the same as well.

''Emy, want some vegetables?'' I whisper to Emy, who's sitting beside me.

''Mhm. Mhm.'' She nods while still chewing her food.

''Here, let me feed you.''

Lucky me, I actually hate cilantro to the bone.

''It's impressive every time I see it.'' Dad exclaims, looking at my jungle of portals. ''Hm. You are definitely qualified to learn teleportation now.''

Yes...!

''But learning this art is a rather long process, though I'm not too sure when it comes to you.''

''I'll just have to try my best.'' I shrug.

''That's true.'' He nods contently. ''So now that's decided, shall we start right away?''

''Alright!''

''So first thing first, teleportation is basically just opening portals to connect your location to the place that you want to travel to, but the portals would need to be much more stable.'' He begins. ''You often see me teleport almost instantly, but there are no rules that say you need to be fast when teleporting, in fact, it is much safer to carefully open your portals.''

''Hm. Hm.''

''So your main focus should just be on the stableness of your portals first, and then work on the maximum distance between them. Let me give you some tips.'' He opens a portal of his own. ''First, you want to straighten the surface area-''

Heheheh...! Thanks a lot, dad. Now I know what to do.

I almost finished these 'products' a while ago, but I wasn't sure, even with all the books on space magic available, that it wouldn't eat my lovers' flesh off, so I decided to wait for Dad's lesson and then finish them instead. 

I wasn't disappointed.

So tweak it a little bit here, change the magic formula here, and then change the battery, which is just a piece of Lapis, to a larger one...

The maximum range should be fine since I'm not opening them directly but powering them through predetermined formulas instead.

Okay, let's try it with a hotdog first, safety safety...

''Is that all?'' Tina asks curiously, looking at the two small bags that Emy and Liana are holding. 

''We would only be there for a few days, no need for large luggage.'' Liana replies.

''Mhm.'' Emy nods.

''...Tch.'' Tina clicks her tongue lightly.

''Anna.'' Liana suddenly calls. ''When we're gone, remember to not let this stupid redhead monopolize Sylvie, alright?''

''Eh?! Ah, a-alright?'' Anna replies.

''Remember the 'gifts' that I gave you yesterday.'' Liana grins mischievously.

Ah yes, the ultimate exhibitionism porn collection, what precious gifts.

''O-Of course!''

''Eh? What are you talking about...?'' Tina inquires confusedly.

''Wait, I have something to give you two.'' I pull out my 'products'.

''What are these?'' Liana curiously examines the four large rings on my hands. All my lovers do, actually.

''So these are infused with my portal magic, and they work in pairs.'' I begin. ''You each take one of these two pairs, and when you press this button here, they'll send a signal to my remaining two.''

''...A signal for?''

''For me to activate the portals connecting these rings.'' I smile proudly. ''You know what to do next, right?''

Instantly, all four of them widen their eyes.

''You mean... I can stick my dick in here and it'll come out stabbing your pussy?!'' Liana asks in disbelief.

''Of course! I tried with hotdogs and even mice before, and they work just fine-''

''You inserted mice in your lower lips?!'' Anna almost shouts.

''No?! I was just trying to pass organic stuff through.'' 

What in the hell is going on in this girl's head?

''The point is, try to get something organic through first when you get to your territory. We'll continue if they work properly at those distances.'' I continue after a sigh.

''Yes!'' Liana exclaims, while Emy is already hailing the ring in the air like some kind of divine relic.

These horny little bastards. I'm looking forward to seeing your cocks here.