Local Netizen Elf’s Life In Another World

Case 100: End of a journey. (Empire Arc Final)

''Hgn!... Ngah... Hah...''

It's brutal. It's so brutal...

''God, look at how her body convulses...'' Liana said.

''Is she really alright?'' Tina strokes my forehead gently.

Two hours straight of triple penetration... It's a miracle that I haven't fainted yet.

I mean, if Anna wasn't there, I would have fainted a long time ago. Frankly, having sex with Anna felt like a break more than anything, it's cute, but nowhere near the level of these three's... Oh, well, let's just sleep...

''Can you guys clean my body for me...? I'm sleepy...'' I trailed off.

''Sure, let's go to the bath together.'' Liana stands up.

I have a feeling they'll fuck me more while I'm sleeping, but whatever.

----- 

''Phew~'' I let out a sigh after finishing the drink.

We just woke up an hour ago, which was 11 A.M, and just had lunch.

''So, how was yesterday's experience?'' I asked.

''Fantastic.'' Liana gives me a thumbs up.

''I'll agree.'' Tina nods.

''Great.'' Emy also gives me a thumbs up.

''Um... It was alright?'' Anna tilts her head cutely. 

Yeah, I mean. I was so tattered that she had to move by herself a lot, so it's quite reasonable that she wasn't loving it all that much.

''Sorry, Anna. I'll compensate you later, alright?'' I said. ''When you have a penis...''

This might be suicide, but I want hers to be even bigger. I want to feel that...

''Sure...''

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''That's a lot of journalists.'' I commented, looking at the crowd of people holding notebooks on the side of the road, blocked by the towering paladins.

''That's for sure.'' Tina said.

After getting our names craved onto the 'Divine stone' today, we'll officially be recognized as a Saint party.

Oh, there's Archbishop Henry.

''Hey~'' I wave to him.

We walk to the man, who's standing proudly at the main gate.

''Welcome, Your Holiness and her companions.'' He bows respectfully. ''Please come inside, we'll start the ceremony right away.''

''We'll be photographed, right?'' I asked while we're walking.

''Yes. But don't worry, I only allowed two of them in, and they're the biggest and most trusted as well.''

''I see.''

Uwah... That Eva statue again...

''By the way, who carved that statue?'' I asked.

''It was made by a Saint a long time ago, Your Holiness.''

''Figured, that's why it looks so close to the original.'' Liana injected.

''Eh? Did you see Mother Goddess in person?!'' Archbishop turns back to us, eyes wide open.

''All of us did. She came down here a few days ago.'' I replied.

''On what occasion?! It's been hundreds of years since her last sighting...!''

''She invited us to be this world's deities.''

''...Incredible!'' He exclaimed, smiling contently. ''I'm witnessing history right now...!''

Sure, sure. It's not even decided yet.

Stepping into a needlessly bright room made of mostly marble and quartz, I could see a huge, bleach-white stone sitting in the middle of the room. On its surface are numerous tiny words in gold color.

''I've actually seen this a few times before.'' Anna said.

''Mhmm. Anastasia is a proud child of ours, and she was always curious about the Saints, so we let her come here once in a while. Otherwise, this is a forbidden area, you know?'' Archbishop Henry replied.

''Eheheheh...'' Anna scratches her head a few times, her tail standing straight.

''I'm truly glad that she could join the real Saint party.''

Me too. It has been an absolute joy to be around her.

''Good afternoon, Your Holiness!'' A man comes up to us.

''Good afternoon!''  Followed by a woman.

So they're the two journalists. Looks legit.

''Hi.''

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After exchanging a few pleasantries, we're now all in position.

''Let's start right away. How do we do it?'' I said, cracking my knuckles.

Do I need to use a mana blade to carve it or anything?

''Only Saints are allowed to touch this stone, Your Holiness.'' Archbishop Henry explained. ''You just need to use a normal pen to write the names that you want.'' He hands out a pen.

''Sure.'' 

Hundreds of names are written on the stones after bullet points, with the names of the Saints slightly bigger than the rest.

Fortunately, the space below the names of Saint Lucas's party is reachable for me, so I don't need to squat down or anything. 

Let's see... Oh, so it automatically sinks into the stone, this feels like butter, interesting...

Sylvia Everwood... Done.

*tack* *tack*

Now... Now? Whose name do I write next...?

Turning back to my lovers, I could see them looking intently at my hand holding the pen.

*gulp*

...Fuck it, let's just go with the normal order.

Emilia Campbell... Raeliana Seymour...

*tack* *tack*

Christina Alistaire Aragon... And then Anastasia. Done.

*tack* *tack*

They won't be mad or something, right...? Okay, let's turn back and hop-

''Woah...!'' 

Suddenly, something orange appears on my left side.

Anna's eyes sparkle, looking intently at her name on the stone.

''That looks pretty cool for once, eh?'' Liana appears on my left.

''I just scanned the whole board, and it looks like I'm the only imperial member aside from Kira here...!'' Tina looks over my left shoulder.

''Congrats, Christina!'' Anna fist-bumps Tina, and then both of them giggle at the same time.

Emy's just silently resting her chin on my shoulder.

It looks like I don't need to worry much...

(..◜ᴗ◝..)

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It has been three days after that visit to the church. Following the craving, we each did one interview, and now we're pretty famous for some reason.

*szzzz*

''Uwah, they have a popularity vote as well?'' I said, looking at the front page of the newspaper.

They're treating us like idols... Cause we're all pretty girls, perhaps?

''No doubt I'll be the favorite party member.'' Liana said, resting her chin on my shoulder.

''I'm not too sure about that... I think they would like their princess more than a random elf, no?''

''Who's a 'random elf', huh?'' 

''Ah, wait, don't press your cock...''

I've only been sitting on her lap for half a minute and she's already hard...

This ain't no horny girl anymore, this is the horny last boss...! 

''I can't?''

''The contest is still ongoing, you know?''

''No one is here right now?''

That's true. Since the morning, Tina has been away to get her diploma, while Emy is probably devouring desserts by now, stating that she needed extra sugar for some reason.

Anna... She's been sulking a bit after the triple pen incident, most likely because of me not giving her a lot of attention that night. She's been cooped up in the training area... I might need to do multiple prostrations to please her, shit.

But anyway, a promise is a promise.

''No is no.'' I said firmly, letting the thing under my butt squirm in frustration.

''Tch.''

Hmm... What do I do now.

Let's have a chat with Eva once in a while.

[Hanako]: Hey...!

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: What is it about the '...!'?

[Hanako]: That's not important. How's the situation with your sister going?

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: No sign of her anywhere yet, but she will definitely be back.

[Hanako]: So now we have free time?

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Not free time. Training time. 

[Hanako]: Fine, fine. Ah, I forgot to ask this, but do you know where I can get a penis for Anna?

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: A penis...

[Hanako]: Actually, can't you just make one for her...?

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: I am not familiar with that area, so no.

[Hanako]: That sucks. Oh, well.

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: Either way, I have work to do, so I will be going now. Contact me again if there is an emergency.

[Hanako]: Aight, thanks mom.

[Xx-DarkLordOfTheFlame-xX]: You...!

''Hgn~'' I stretch out lazily, looking out the window.

...A lot of things happened in the past two months, now that I think about it. I ended up with two more lovers than usual, killed two giant monsters, and revealed my identity...

Through the two times I fought the monsters, I realized that I really do need to level up. The zombie was needlessly resilient, and the leviathan was just way too strong. If it wasn't for the former Saints and my dad, and even Eva, I don't know if I could have beaten that.

...Let's make real artillery. With magic infused, of course.

I won't accidentally nuke the whole city, I swear.