I'm A Baller

Chapter 283: Demons and Monsters

The list was in his hands, but Wang Yan was not in a hurry to organize it.

Looking at the time, it was almost 1:00 am. He washed his face and went to sleep.

When he woke up in the morning, the sand sculptures quickly came over to call for him. “Boss, let’s go. Let’s go take a photo!”

“It’s fine if the girls are taking photos, but what are you guys after?”

The sand sculptures were too enthusiastic, and Wang Yan was a little puzzled.

Like Jade laughed evilly. “Aiya, it looks more handsome and taller. When you post it on your moments and Weibo, some girls will take the initiative to strike up a conversation with you…”

“Really!”

Sichuan Boy nodded desperately. “Ever since I used that selfie of your Panamera as my profile picture, I’ve been able to chat with girls on any social media app. It’s very popular!”

Dutch Potato immediately exposed him. “Then, when they heard that the car wasn’t yours, they immediately said goodbye.”

“That’s because I’m too honest. The next time anyone asks, I’ll just laugh and let them guess!”

Sichuan Boy was anxious to defend, and he accidentally exposed the dirty tricks in his heart.

“You guys…”

Wang Yan shook his head and sighed. He had to admit that he was impressed by these dirty men.

However, with their age, it was normal for them to be thirsty.

After thinking for a while, Young Master Wang decided to teach them some experience.

“When you’re taking photos, don’t show the gesture of scissor hands. It looks dumb.

Ask the girls about the composition. Those with long legs should pat their legs. Those with well-developed muscles should show off their flesh as much as possible. Like Jade… Like Jade, you should only take photos of your back.

Then, try to keep the style of the circle of friends as uniform as possible. Avoid from exposing your personal information. Description has to be of high quality.

The purpose is to attract the curiosity of the girls as much as possible, so you should learn to leave a hook…”

The sand sculptures listened attentively, and their small eyes looked hungry.

Like Jade couldn’t wait to ask, “Brother, my dear brother, how do I leave a hook? I beg for a demonstration!”

“Okay, I’ll give you a demonstration. Like Jade, come over.”

Master Wang went online, and with the principle of teaching people to the end, he directly pressed Like Jade onto the sofa in front of the French window and sat down.

“Hold this glass of red wine in your right hand and act natural. Rest your chin on your left hand and look out the window.”

Like Jade did as he was told.

Wang Yan found an angle from the side and snapped a picture. The forest, the hot spring, and half of Like Jade’s face were all included in the picture. The red wine in his right hand only revealed a small corner.

Caption: Clear sky, glittering lake, but I’m such a country bumpkin, miserable! (laughing and crying)

The photo was basically unretouched and directly sent out.

A few sand sculptures hurriedly took out their phones to look at Like Jade’s moments and immediately exclaimed.

“F*ck! I really didn’t expect that one day Like Jade would be related to style…”

“He’s a little handsome!”

“Big Brother is awesome!!! ”

The sand sculptures couldn’t figure it out on their own, but they weren’t blind. Compared to Like Jade’s moments in the past it was obvious that they were of a different level.

like Jade was on the verge of kneeling. He stuck out his tongue and wagged his tail. He kept asking, “Brother, where’s the hook? What should I do next?”

Master Wang stroked his beard and smiled. He was very good with his tricks.

“Low level girls will basically ask you, ‘Why do you call yourself a country bumpkin? It’s pretty good!

Then you can reply, “Did you see that glass of red wine? Do you think it’s worthy of the view?

If the girl replies, “Yes.”

Then you tell her, “But it’s a glass of 82 Cola.”

If the girl replies, “Yes, it’s a little strange.”

Then you tell her, “it doesn’t feel right when I hold it up. If I had known earlier, I would have changed it to a 82 Cola!”

With a “laughing and crying” emoji, okay, you can officially start chatting.”

“F*ck!”

The sand sculptures were dumbfounded. They were simply amazed.

“It’s so high, it’s really high!”

“Big Brother, no wonder there are so many girls around you. You’re f*cking good at flirting!”

Young Master Wang waved his hand humbly. “It’s nothing. This is just a basic application of psychology. Using the girls’ probing psychology to do a simple reversal test.

The real trouble is how to analyze the test results and how to tailor the treatment accordingly.

That requires experience…

Of course, as long as you put in more effort and practice, you won’t have to worry about not finding a girlfriend.”

The Theory Master Wang one after another, scared the sand sculpture students until they were stunned.

Everyone was in a hurry to go to the internet celebrity pool to check in, but now they were no longer in a hurry. They surrounded the master and begged him to teach them the true scriptures.

Wang Yan had a huge task to do, so he did not have the time to brag to the sand sculptures. He waved his hand and chased them away.

“All of you, scram! Go back to what you were doing! How can you covet your brother’s true scripture?”

Like Jade hugged Wang Yan’s thigh and refused to let go. “Big Brother, you’re almost stuffed to death. Poor little brothers are so dry that their roots are about to wither. I beg you, help us out!”

“Get him out of here and beat him up again.”

Young Master Wang called out to everyone. “Later, Big Brother will give you all a small class with Teacher Wang!”

“Okay!”

The brothers were overjoyed. They went up and carried Like Jade out of Wang Yan’s suite.

Song Chen, his brother-in-law, was at the back. He asked Wang Yan, “Big Brother, aren’t you going up to take a look?”

Young Master Wang waved his hand. “I’m not interested in taking photos. You guys go ahead. Coincidentally, I have something important to deal with.”

“It’s not easy to come here…” Dutch Potato added on.

“If I have time later, I’ll go up myself.”

Wang Yan rejected again.

The two of them didn’t say anything else and turned to leave.

The door closed, but Wang Yan didn’t appear. The sand sculpture boys were a little confused.

“What? Brother Wang isn’t coming?!”

“Yeah, everyone is going. What’s the point of Brother Wang staying alone?”

“Who’s going to call him again? Big Brother isn’t here, it’s not fun to play without him!”

While everyone was talking, Lin Weiwei went upstairs to call Wang Yan for breakfast.

Seeing so many people gathered in the corridor, she casually asked Song Chen, “Little Handsome, where’s Wang Yan? Didn’t he come out with you guys?”

Intimidated by Lin Weiwei’s bright and magnificent beauty, the sand sculptures instantly shut up and quietly sized her up.

Song Chen replied, “Brother Wang said he has something to deal with and won’t be joining us.”

Lin Weiwei nodded. “Thank you, I got it.”

She immediately turned around and retreated without knocking on the door to disturb Wang Yan.

The sand sculpture boys finally realized when they saw Lin Weiwei rushing back and forth.

“F*ck! Are We ruining boss’s plan by blocking the door?!”

“F*ck, will we get beaten up?!”

Everyone looked at each other for a while, then suddenly scattered and rushed downstairs.

Squirrel warned everyone with lingering fear, “If you don’t want to die, don’t come back before noon, do you hear me?”

“Don’t worry, we’re not stupid!”

Everyone swore, but their small eyes were burning with the flames of gossip. They winked at each other.

They were all thinking the same question, but no one dared to ask it.

Brother Wang, did they come one by one, or… together?!

Poor Young Master Wang. He was quietly thinking about work in his room, but a big pot fell from the sky and landed firmly on his forehead.

The things that the sand sculptures guessed were not related at all.

After Fu Yushi and Lin Weiwei finished their breakfast, they directly checked out and returned to Star City. The two of them had a plane to catch, it would be tiring.

Knowing that Wang Yan had something to do, they decided to leave without saying goodbye.

Meanwhile, Young Master Wang was looking at hundreds of documents about beautiful women, and he was tongue tied.

He had a face value of 95, a figure of 83, and a special 62…

He had a face value of 92, a figure of 88, and a special 43…

Looks 90, figure 93, special 27…

My God, what are these demons and monsters?!