Daomu Biji: Restart

Book 1: Chapter 202

The world's first atomic bomb was called Fatty. This high-altitude butt directly pushed the golden armored corpse into the water and flung me more than two meters away. Fatty emerged from the water with a dagger in his hand and several child corpses clinging to his body. It was as if the bodies of these children were alive, because they started to make gurgling sounds. But Fatty ignored them and used a wrestling move to grab the golden armored corpses neck and shove it into the water.

One of the umbilical-like strips pulled me straight into the water and I landed with a hard flop. "What the fuck are you doing?" I asked him.

Fatty cursed, "Im drowning it."

Its been soaking in water for at least a thousand years, I said to myself. Why the fuck are you drowning it? It's more likely to drown you! Sure enough, the giant corpse sank deep into the water and Fatty couldnt be seen anymore.

Water was sloshing everywhere, and then there was suddenly two or three seconds of silence. It was chaotic under the waters surface, so only a group of black, octopus-like things could be seen hovering in the light of the cold fireworks.

I reached behind me, wanting to grab my knife, but I couldn't find it for a long time. I tried to swim back to shore, but the child corpse on my back was still holding me tightly. I couldn't swim and I didn't know what the situation was, but the corpses skin felt like a wet, sticky dumpling wrapper. I was just starting to feel annoyed when a man suddenly rushed out of the water. It was Poker-Face. Before I could even say anything, he grabbed my shoulder and jumped out of the water while shouting, "Blind!" (1)

Black Glasses coughed on the shore and replied, "Coming!"

At this time, Fatty jumped out of the water, riding the golden armored corpse. He and the corpse were definitely in a very ambiguous position. Poker-Face stepped on my back, leaped into the air, and yelled at Fatty, "Neck!"

Black Glasses jumped to three places around the pool and then leaped into the air, almost causing him to collide with Poker-Face. Poker-Face turned and stepped on Black Glasses back, stretching out as he jumped further into the air. Black Glasses shouted, "Go!" Flexing hard, Poker-Face leaped with all his strength and jumped more than three meters high while twisting his waist.

In the pool, Fatty let go of the golden armored corpse, but his legs were still straddling its butt. He pulled his whole body back until the corpses neck was revealed and shouted, "Hallelujah!" Poker-Face landed directly on the golden armored corpses shoulders, instantly locked his knees around its neck, and twisted his waist to the limit.

Everyone heard a loud crunch as the golden armored corpses neck twisted 180 degrees. At this time, Black Glasses fell into the water, Fatty rolled over, and all the water droplets that had been thrown into the air by Poker-Faces ascent fell down at the same time.

As everyone fell into the water and quickly surfaced again, I saw that the golden armored corpse had stopped moving. I was just about to breathe a sigh of relief when Poker-Face suddenly came up from behind me and dragged me to shore.

As I was being dragged, I realized that the child corpse was still holding onto me tightly. On the other side, Black Glasses was also dragging Fatty back to shore and I heard Fatty saying, "Just fucking wait a minute. I want to take a selfie first."

I saw that there were three child corpses holding onto him now. Black Glasses laughed, "It can wait! Things arent over yet!"

When the four of us returned to shore, we saw that all of the child corpseswith the exception of the ones currently on ushad gathered around the giant golden armored corpse and seemed to be eating it. I shook the child corpse on my back vigorously and turned to look at it, only to find that it had practically melted onto my back. Poker-Face scraped it off with a knife and threw it back into the water. Fatty was also in the same state. When we were finally free, we all sat down by the spring and tried to catch our breath.

All the cold fireworks had gone out by now, plunging our surroundings into darkness once more. Only my flashlight at the bottom of the pool was still on. We could see countless shadows swimming above the light, their shapes blocking it one right after another.

"Lets go." I looked up at the stairs, telling myself that I really wanted to retire this time. I definitely couldnt do this kind of work anymore. In any case, everyone was saved, so it was best if we left quickly. We didnt want to worry those who were waiting for us, after all. When we got back, I was going to eat hot pot and go to the salon to get my hair washed and get a nice shave.

At this time, however, a huge bubble suddenly appeared on the waters surface and we saw two whirlpools appear. Then, the water started to recede.

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TN Notes:

(1) Awww, Poker-face calls Black Glasses Blind and Black Glasses calls Poker-face Mute. Arent they adorable with how unoriginal they are? lol

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o()o God I love Fatty. Have I mentioned that before? lol